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Today is the day that I address the problem of being vague.



I'm going to try to use examples, but because I don't want to reveal actual people, I'm going to replace parts of the examples with something else. For this one I'm going to use a VCR and TV.


Customer: "I would like to configure my TV, my remote, and my VCR."
Me: "Ok Mr. Customer, what would you like to configure it to do?"
Customer: "Well, I currently have my remote in my hand, and my TV is on."
Me: "Well, Mr. Customer, did you have a question regarding the remote? "
Customer: "I've turned my tv on, and I want to change my settings on my VCR to make my TV blink. I also want my recordings to be taped on certain days. I'd like my TV to do that."
Me: "Mr. Customer, these two items are not related in that way. You are able to change settings on the TV if you would like to make it blink. The settings for the tapings need to be changed on the VCR."
Customer: "But that's not what the VCR tech told me!"
Me: "I'm sorry Mr. Customer, but the VCR is what determines the times that tapings get done."
The customer, irate at this point requests to talk to another person. He doesn't feel that I've given him the correct information, and swears the programs are related to eachother.
Me: "Ok, I can transfer you back into the queue if you'd like, but there's a possiblity that you may get me again."
Customer: "Fine. I just don't think you're understanding me."
So I transferred him.

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So, this customer didn't really know what he wanted or what to ask for. This is an example of being vague. This is also an example of not-knowing-what-you-want-itis. On a side note, the calls I take are from network administrators. These folks should already know how frustrating it is to get a call or email from someone asking for something that means nothing, or calling for help and never saying what they want.

I've had at least three people call me with vague-itis today. When you don't know what you want, you frustrate the person you're calling to for help. You won't get anything taken care of. If you want to talk to a technician, make a list. Make a list before you call! Decide what questions you'd like to ask. Determine what direction you'd like to go. Read the documentation that comes with your item and use that as a spring board to get what you want.

Just remember, we really do want to help you get what you want if its within our power to achieve. We just want to know what it is!

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Everyday I have someone who calls and asks me something so inane I can hardly believe they are calling me. In every piece of software I've ever worked with there is always some sort of documentation that comes with the software that explains how to use it.


Almost always in plain english, all you need to do is follow the instructions. Still, some folks out there won't be able to follow the directions, either because they don't know enough about their operating system (OS) or because they just don't want to. The first of which I can tolerate, but the second..... well, lets just say they should just return the product.


When calling technical support, or heck, lets be crazy... ANY kind of phone support for a piece of software, a device, or even your lawnmower, show that you have some sense, and at least skim through the manual in an attempt to find your answer. If there's a webpage for the company, search there. If there is a forum or bulletin board, search there. The last one is very helpful, in almost all cases, someone else has already asked this question. All of these solutions, even doing all of them in consecutive order will save you umpteen hours of waiting on hold.


So please, save yourself from frustration, and don't call a phone support rep to find out how to do the average normal settings that are in your users' manual. The only exception to this rule, is that you've lost the book, and need a new copy. We are happy to provide these.


That's my rant for today. Have a good weekend!

Labels: admin, advice, help, how to, instructions, questions, software, support, system, technical, technical support

Hello, my name is Reine. I am a technical support person for a large software company. I give support via the telephone. I have been in some sort of telephone support for over 8 years now, and I want to tell the world how I feel about their actions as customers.


From the beginning of my support career I have been bewildered and annoyed by the actions of the people calling my support line. They had overly extended expectations of us and spoke like pirates in a brothel of men.


There have always been people who call in and are very pleasant as well, but there are so many of the pirate-type that they overwhelm my feelings toward giving support and have made me reconsider my career choice hundreds of times over the last few years.


Over the next few weeks... months... or however long I choose to keep this up, I will attempt to expound on these awful customers, give examples of the bad ones and give tips for how to get better support.


In the long run, I hope this will make a better world. In the short run, this helps me to vent to anyone who will listen.


Thank you for your time and enjoy!